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    Short love story

    Subject: A Short Love Story


    A man and a woman who had never met before, and
    were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the
    same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially
    embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired
    and fell asleep quickly...He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
    At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
    "Good," she replied. "Get your own f%#*ing blanket."
    After a moment of silence, he farted. The End
    History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid."
    - President Dwight Eisenhower

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