> > JOKE OF THE DAY: THE GENIE
> > Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't
> > a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied
> > reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
> > "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?" "I got it
> > genie." "You have a genie?" he asked. Yes, he's right here in my golf
> > "Could I see him?" He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The
> > says, I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
> > "Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the
> > genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting
> > his million bucks.
> > Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
> > overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for
> > million bucks, not ducks!" He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie
> > hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?