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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
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    In case you needed further proof that the
    human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some
    actual label instructions on consumer goods.

    On a Sear's hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my
    hair).

    On a bag of Fritos:
    .You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
    Details in side. (the shoplifter special)?

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    "Directions: Use like regular soap."
    (and that would be how???....)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners:
    "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
    "Do not turn upside down."
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
    "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
    this medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
    accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
    head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid:
    "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???....)

    On most brands of Christmas lights:
    "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to...what)?

    On a Japanese food processor:
    "Not to be used for the other use."
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
    curious.)

    On Sunsbury's peanuts:
    "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

    On a child's superman costume:
    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
    this one.)

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
    genitals."
    (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening
    somewhere?)

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
    to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
    want to bring a smile to maybe even a chuckle)...in
    other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile
    every once in a while.


  2. #2
    Join Date
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    on a black and decker coffee maker,they want you to send the plug only in for warrenty replacement....they say cut the plug but!pull it out of the wall first?
    "when in doubt...jump it out" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qEZHhJubY

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