Warning Part 2
A man was walking home alone late one night when, from behind him, he heard a
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster he looked back, and made out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
... BUMP... ...BUMP... ...BUMP...
Terrified, the man began to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP.
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, slammed and locked the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified man....
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the coffin broke down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screamed and reached for something, anything ... but all he found was a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he threw the cough syrup at the coffin ...
... the coffin stopped Told ya!!
Anything is possible with God
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency
- F. Leghorn
Ain't I a stinker
- B. Bunny
\m/ (>.<) \m/ ROCK HARD!!