Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Anything is possible with God
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency - F. Leghorn
Ain't I a stinker - B. Bunny
\m/ (>.<) \m/ ROCK HARD!!
Q: What is the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes?
A: No body cries when you chop up a set of bagpipes.