A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then asnwered, "Go ask you mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister is she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied "yes, I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

The boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Would I? I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that."

When he asked his brother, the brother replied, "Of course I would! Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His Dad asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied:

"Yes sir. Potentially we are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we are living with two sluts and a fag."