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    Woman accused of groping Santa

    http://start.localnet.com/article.ph...D8TK3DD82.html

    Wonder if there was any mistletoe nearby?
    Seriously though, what is wrong with people!?
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    On crutches and apparently has a fetish issue with Santa...

    Or perhaps a daddy complex...


    Wow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by oloenneker View Post
    On crutches and apparently has a fetish issue with Santa...

    Or perhaps a daddy complex...


    Wow...
    Or just desperate...

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    where can I get a Santa suit?

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    What did Santa say when the lady groped him?




    Ho! Ho! Ho!


















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    I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootlen View Post
    What did Santa say when the lady groped him?

    Ho! Ho! Ho!


    Apparently not according to the story, he called the cops...

    Call me a snoop, but the story never said how she groped him... I am burning with desire to know exactly what transpired, and how this woman thought it was possibly a good idea in the first place...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootlen View Post
    What did Santa say when the lady groped him?




    Ho! Ho! Ho!


















    Even funnier because now not only do they want Santa to slim down, they want him to stop saying that was well. I swear, some people won't be happy until all the fun is gone from life and we are just a bunch of lemming zombies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrogdog View Post
    I swear, some people won't be happy until all the fun is gone from life and we are just a bunch of lemming zombies.

    In the future. there will no "fun", you will only be able to watch it on TV in so called "reality shows".... It has already started, if you haven't noticed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oloenneker View Post
    Apparently not according to the story, he called the cops...

    Call me a snoop, but the story never said how she groped him... I am burning with desire to know exactly what transpired, and how this woman thought it was possibly a good idea in the first place...
    It was a jo....

    Never mind.
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    Let's recap;

    A 33 year old woman gropes a 65 year old man posing as a ficticious character best known for having children sitting on his lap.......AND HE COMPLAINS?
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
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    Maybe he only likes children sitting on his lap?

    Sorry, that was a low blow--MJ isn't 65 yet!
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