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Thread: Genie joke
12-05-2007, 09:57 AM #1
A Yankee came down to visit his cousin on a plantation in Mississippi. They were playing tennis when the ball went sailing out of the court into a nearby swamp. While looking for the ball the Yankee found a old wine bottle and opened it up. A genie popped out and said "master you have one wish". The Yankee whispered in the genie's ear (didn't want his Southern cousin to hear him). The genie said no problem, that will be taken care of tonight.
That night he checked himself out and thought well I guess the genie let me down. So he went to sleep and around midnight he was waken by a noise and turned the light on. He saw three men in white robes and hoods, one was holding a knife and a glass jar, the other a shotgun and the other a hangman's noose. He said whats going on. The head Klansman told him "we are here to fulfill your wish, you said that you wanted to be hung like a Black man".
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