Mountain Measurements / Cracker Cooking

[cracker]

I feel generous ...


1 smidget = a tency little bit

3 smidgets = 1 pinch

4 pinches = 1 little bit

4 little bits = 1 mil and a mount

3 mil and a mounts = 1 right smart

5 right smarts = a whole heap

1) It's no sin to get sauce on your chin

2) It's no disgrace to get sauce on your face

3) It doesn't hurt if you get sauce on your shirt

4) I'm so lonesome you could cry - Lonesome Dave

5) It takes one to know one

6) We have A1 large, B1 large, but you can't be too large - Ernie, of Ernie's Egg Market

7) It's finger pickin' good! - Byron Berline (3 time national fiddle champion)

[spotts]

My counting goes

1

a few

a whole shatpot load.

That covers most things.

[hvacker]

I was reading the Trivia spot in the paper this morning and I find out there are 4 noggins in a pint. ~(.) (.)~ Puzzle me that..

[renaissanse man]

I always did like a snifter of brandy.

[hvacker]

I always did like a snifter of brandy.

And a wee dram of single malt.........