A husband and wife were watching the devastation at the
World Trade Center; the videos of different countries around the world;
crying with Americans over the events of the past few weeks; reporters
updating and attempting to analyze political strategy; President Bush
making speeches.

Finally after several hours of bleary-eyed watching, the wife
turns to the husband and says, "I'm so thankful that Bush is our
President. He is doing such a wonderful job."

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Shut up, Tipper."