TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer,
1877

6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing! hole in the head!" -JFK,1963

And, The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton,1997