(real) Dumb Criminal Acts

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1) A man walked into the corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the money from the cash register. After the cashier put the money in the bag as instructed, the man demanded the bottle of Scotch he saw behind the counter. The cashier refused to hand over the Scotch because he did not believe the man was 21. The robber swore he was, but still the clerk refused. Finally, the robber handed over his ID and proved that he was indeed twenty-one. As soon as he left, the cashier called and gave the police the name and address of the man who had just robbed the store. The suspect was arrested two hours later.

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2) A trio of men decided to commit a bank robbery. The group tried to enter, but got stuck in the revolving doors. Frustrated, they left and returned a few minutes later. This time, they penetrated the doors and announced their intentions to take ten thousand dollars. Remembering them from a few minutes earlier, customers and employees of the bank laughed hysterically, thinking it was a joke. The men thought that people were laughing because they were demanding too much money. Eventually, the men reduced the amount of money they wished to take to one thousand dollars. When that didn't work, they demanded one hundred dollars. Soon, the men were demanding one dollar each. When the laughter continued, one of the men became angry. He jumped atop the counter and pulled a gun on the teller; he fell and broke his leg. The other two man decided to get away while it was safe. They, however, once again got stuck in the revolving doors.

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3) An angry man walked into his local police station and threw a bag of cocaine on the counter. He told the desk sergeant that it was a substandard cut and demanded that dealer he bought it form be arrested.

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4) A man walked into a convenience stores and placed a twenty dollar bill on the counter, asking for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the robber pulled out a gun, demanding all the cash in the register. Quickly, the clerk acquiesced and the man fled, leaving the twenty on the counter. The total amount of money he got from the cash register was less than fifteen dollars.

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5) Ft. Oglethorpe, GA
A man breaks into a old farm house that belongs to a friend of his to steal some guns. After breaking in and taking the guns, the man decides to sleep in the house. However, the old house is cold and doesn't have much in the way of a heating system. So, the burglar decides to use the fireplace. What he doesn't know is that the chimneys are covered to prevent raccoon from getting in them. The man makes his fire and goes to sleep, but he never wakes up. The house, along with the burglar, burn overnight.

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6) A man walked into a gun shop and attempted to commit robbery. A knife was his weapon. He was quickly fired on by three employees who were all armed.

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7) Birmingham, Alabama
At closing time, a young man rushed into a Sears store and stole a radio. He then turned to sprint back out of the doors; they were now locked. After running full speed into the doors, the man was knocked unconscious. When he was arrested, police had to pick him up off the floor.

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8) Syracuse, NY
A group of men arrived in a pizza shop one evening demanding cash and pizza. The group was only gone for a mere twenty minutes before returning to the shop. They were not back for more money, rather they were back to complain that the pizza they had received was quite undercooked. Lucky for them, police who had responded to the robbery were quite content to arrest them back at the shop.

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9) Indiana Co. PA
As a man approached the scene of a vehicle accident, he was flagged down by a ragged looking man. The man asked for a ride. He said that he had to get out of the there because he was drunk and had just crashed his car. The driver of the fully marked State Patrol car drove to the scene of the accident. After the investigation, the man was arrested for DUI and also possession of marijuana.

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10) Columbus, Georgia
A guy was holding up a bank, he had pantyhose on his head as a disguise. The guy suffocated, and had to be taken to the hospital!