An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the
halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a
As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room
and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see
your driver's license?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy
wrapper, and hands it to him.
He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her
Up and down the halls she goes again.
Again, the same old man jumps out a room and says, "Excuse
me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there.
Can I see your registration please?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store
receipt and hands it to him.
He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on
She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over.
As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out. This
time he's stark naked and sporting some wood.
The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says, "Oh no,
not the Breathalyzer again!"
The way we build has a greater impact on our comfort, energy consumption and IAQ than any HVAC system we install.