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    The Wizard of Oz

    This one is making the email rounds



    Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.....
    And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

    They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard



    "What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"





    Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

    "I've come for some courage."

    "No Problem!" said the Wizard, "Who's next?"


    Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

    "Well, I think I need a heart."

    "Done! Says the Wizard."



    "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

    Up stepped Bush and said,


    "The American people say that I need a brain."

    "No problem! Said the Wizard.
    Consider it done."

    Then there is a great silence in the hall.
    Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
    But he doesn't say a word.
    Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

    "Well, what do YOU want?"

    "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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    Shouldn't this thread should appear in the jokes forum?

    If not, it appears to be in violation of ARP rules.
    Please add some original commentary to the OP so that it will comply to forum rules concerning spam.
    Last edited by chillbilly; 09-23-2007 at 04:21 PM.

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    its a political joke do with it what you want
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    Rules Violation?

    Yes it was a "Political Joke"......

    I've herd several variations, that was the cleanest......

    All the hateful name calling that goes on, and the "Hall Monitor" blows his whistle on this............

    Geeze......

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephy View Post
    Yes it was a "Political Joke"......

    I've herd several variations, that was the cleanest......

    All the hateful name calling that goes on, and the "Hall Monitor" blows his whistle on this............

    Geeze......

    Slow Day?

    Yes it's slow...just the way we like it, and it is that way because of our professional "hall monitors" who are doing a wonderful job

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephy View Post

    I've herd several variations, that was the cleanest......
    Actually I cleaned it up a bit from how I received it, so I guess it added some originality, it was not a link.

    I do not really care what forum it is in
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    Quote Originally Posted by chillbilly View Post
    Shouldn't this thread should appear in the jokes forum?

    If not, it appears to be in violation of ARP rules.
    Please add some original commentary to the OP so that it will comply to forum rules concerning spam.
    And I thought it was a TRUE story....
    Darn......

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    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cehs View Post
    And I thought it was a TRUE story....
    Darn......

    Could be.......

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    Spam is supposd to be deleted isn't it. You don't get them to move spam.

    You know because it is annoying stuff that irritates the people in a forum?

    So if the rule was no jokes in ARP, make it the rule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chillbilly View Post
    Shouldn't this thread should appear in the jokes forum?

    If not, it appears to be in violation of ARP rules.
    Please add some original commentary to the OP so that it will comply to forum rules concerning spam.
    How exactly do you add commentary to a joke. You give a summary of the punch line first then let them read it?
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    Simply adding some comment about how or why you find the joke humorous would be acceptable.

    Is it really that hard to comprehend or do you just prefer complaining?

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    If it was truly spam then why was it not deleted?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnak View Post
    If it was truly spam then why was it not deleted?
    Because a reproduced joke, with no accompanying original comment, is allowed in this forum.

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