service tech goes to heaven
A hvac tech dies on a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.
Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!”
“Congratulations for what?” asks the tech.
“Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”
“But that’s not true,” says the tech. “I only lived to be forty.”
“That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter, “we added up your time sheets!”
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use your head for something other than a hat rack.......Gerry
We have freedom because somebody fought for it.
We keep it because we are willing to fight for it.
We lose it because we are not willing to fight for it.
Originally a lawyer joke.
Problem is, there is more truth to that than we would like to admit...
Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.
Officially, Down for the count
YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET
I know enough to know, I don't know enough
Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them
Just as good as 42lbs. from a 30lb. cylinder of refrigerant.
Originally Posted by Carbon
not for long. enjoy it while you can...
Originally Posted by cehs
I have been on gps for several years, and most of our accounts have more cameras than hollywood, it has not changed my income.
Originally Posted by Pascone10
We are monitored by GPS as well and I agree with you as of now. I think the way we do things are going to change for the worse in the future as more customers want more for less. We have one contract ( I don't do work there) but they pay no travel time. So thats makes it interesting.
And he was out on his birthday trying to catch some food.
Never argue with a crazy man.