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  1. #1
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    service tech goes to heaven

    A hvac tech dies on a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.

    Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!”

    “Congratulations for what?” asks the tech.

    “Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”

    “But that’s not true,” says the tech. “I only lived to be forty.”

    “That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter, “we added up your time sheets!”
    IV IV IX

    use your head for something other than a hat rack.......Gerry

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    Hahaha!

    UA LU189

    10mm, because it's better than .45acp

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    Originally a lawyer joke.

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    Problem is, there is more truth to that than we would like to admit...
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    Love it
    Officially, Down for the count

    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them

  6. #6
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    Just as good as 42lbs. from a 30lb. cylinder of refrigerant.

  7. #7
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    LOL!

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    X2
    Quote Originally Posted by Carbon View Post
    Originally a lawyer joke.

  9. #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by cehs View Post
    Problem is, there is more truth to that than we would like to admit...
    not for long. enjoy it while you can...
    Gotta have the right tool for the job!

    Where is all the stuff MADE IN THE USA?

    "Thats what we do Troy. Incredible, Invisible, Imbelivable things. We are an Unseen, Unknown, Unvincible fraternity of craftsman.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascone10 View Post
    not for long. enjoy it while you can...
    I have been on gps for several years, and most of our accounts have more cameras than hollywood, it has not changed my income.

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    We are monitored by GPS as well and I agree with you as of now. I think the way we do things are going to change for the worse in the future as more customers want more for less. We have one contract ( I don't do work there) but they pay no travel time. So thats makes it interesting.
    Gotta have the right tool for the job!

    Where is all the stuff MADE IN THE USA?

    "Thats what we do Troy. Incredible, Invisible, Imbelivable things. We are an Unseen, Unknown, Unvincible fraternity of craftsman.."

  12. #12
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    And he was out on his birthday trying to catch some food.
    Never argue with a crazy man.

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