Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear Newfoundland when
he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency
room in St. John's. The doctor looked Johnny and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll
see what I can do."Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus it's
2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I
could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da
fingers?" Johnny looks him straight in the eyes and says .
(Are you ready for this????
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??