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    Apr 2005
    Kingston Ontario Canada
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    Smart Bartender

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

    The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituallity, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectlty prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "about a 100."

    Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

    And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote for the Liberals again?"

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    good red neck joke

    what does it mean when you see a red neck drewling from both sides of his mouth.

    The trailer is level

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