Sad News

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news: Please join me in remembering a great icon
of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from
repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried
in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very
smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still
a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for
millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He
is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral
was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you
smile for even a brief second, please take time to pass it
on and share that smile with someone else that kneads it.