A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar (The
Brokeback Bar). "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a
drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the
name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
'Just
Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
'It
really Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him
a
second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies," 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen
to
be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality
is
Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" And
gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."