You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same
size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter
flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling
at the same speed as you.What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Answer Get off the children's Merry Go Round, your pissed drunk