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    Woman In A Coma

    >>A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were
    >>in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her
    >>private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
    >>monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough
    >>there was sizable movement.
    >>
    >>They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
    >>"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
    >>and bring her out of the coma."
    >>
    >>The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
    >>the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into
    >>his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
    >>lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room.
    >> "What happened!?" they cried.
    >>
    >>The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc ice View Post
    >>A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were
    >>in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her
    >>private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
    >>monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough
    >>there was sizable movement.
    >>
    >>They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
    >>"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
    >>and bring her out of the coma."
    >>
    >>The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
    >>the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into
    >>his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat
    >>lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room.
    >> "What happened!?" they cried.
    >>
    >>The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".
    That's disgusting!

















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