Subject: Florida Drinking Rule
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air,
pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we
have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice.
God Bless America!
Oh shi t! Can we post that? LOL.
"Fighting Ignorance since 1973 (Its taking longer than we thought)." The Straight Dope.