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  1. #1
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    Jun 2006
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    Subject: Florida Drinking Rule

    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his

    glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the

    glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are

    so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."


    An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his

    beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his

    AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In

    Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we

    don't need to drink out of the same glass twice

    either.



    The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her

    beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air,

    pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the

    Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we

    have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't

    have to drink with the same ones twice.



    God Bless America!

  2. #2
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    Nov 2004
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    South Carolina
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    That Was Pretty Good

  3. #3
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    Charlotte, NC
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    Oh shi t! Can we post that? LOL.
    "Fighting Ignorance since 1973 (It’s taking longer than we thought)." The Straight Dope.

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