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  1. #1
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    With age comes wisdom

    A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
    He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

    He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when
    he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

    The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

    The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.
    Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever
    seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you
    will have me as your bride."

    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

    Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
    "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  2. #2
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    Nice one! That gave me a good laugh.

  3. #3
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    He made the right choice. As a woman she was already complaining about his choices.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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