Two women went out one Friday night without their husbands.
As they headed back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they
the urge to pee. They noticed the only place
to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took
her panties used them discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my
panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone,
and one says to the other:
" We have to be on the lookout, it seems that these two were up to no good
last night, my wife came home without her panties...".
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to
her ass that read:
"We will never forget you".
Don't interrupt me while i'm talking to myself