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Thread: Goodbye....

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    > A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
    > told her a story and
    > listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying:
    > "God bless Mommy,
    > God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye
    > Grandpa."
    > The father asked, "Why did you say 'good-bye
    > grandpa?'" The little girl
    > said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
    > thing to do."
    > The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was
    > a strange
    > coincidence. A few months later the father put the
    > girl to bed and
    > listened to her prayers which went like this:
    > "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and good-bye
    > Grandma..."
    > The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh,
    > thought the father, this
    > kid is in contact with the other side. Several
    > weeks later when the
    > girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God
    > bless Mommy, and
    > good-bye Daddy."
    > He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep
    > all night and got up
    > at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was
    > nervous as a cat all
    > day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He
    > figured if he could
    > get by until midnight he would be okay.
    > He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home
    > at the end of the
    > day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at
    > his watch, and
    > jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived,
    > he breathed a sigh of
    > relief and went home.
    > When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you
    > work so late,
    > what's the matter?"
    > He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
    > spent the worst day of
    > my life."
    > She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
    > believe what
    > happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped
    > dead in the middle of
    > my lesson!"
    A lack of planning on your part does not constitute a state of emergency on my part.

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    LOL, thats pretty good....
    I am here to make money for me and the company, I only guarantee one of 'em.

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