> A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
> told her a story and
> listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying:
> "God bless Mommy,
> God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye
> The father asked, "Why did you say 'good-bye
> grandpa?'" The little girl
> said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
> thing to do."
> The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was
> a strange
> coincidence. A few months later the father put the
> girl to bed and
> listened to her prayers which went like this:
> "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and good-bye
> The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh,
> thought the father, this
> kid is in contact with the other side. Several
> weeks later when the
> girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God
> bless Mommy, and
> good-bye Daddy."
> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep
> all night and got up
> at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was
> nervous as a cat all
> day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He
> figured if he could
> get by until midnight he would be okay.
> He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home
> at the end of the
> day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at
> his watch, and
> jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived,
> he breathed a sigh of
> relief and went home.
> When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you
> work so late,
> what's the matter?"
> He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
> spent the worst day of
> my life."
> She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
> believe what
> happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped
> dead in the middle of
> my lesson!"
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute a state of emergency on my part.
LOL, thats pretty good....
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