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Thread: Driving to the Convention??????
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07-27-2007, 11:38 AM #1
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Driving to the Convention??????
Theres alot of rednecks in North Carolina. Watch who you get directions from if you get lost.......
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07-27-2007, 08:07 PM #2
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I gotta get through Kentucky and Tennessee befor I arive. Talk about shallow gene pools
i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
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07-27-2007, 08:18 PM #3
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Lol
Thats good Jack. You fly everywhere so you should be safe.
Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back
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07-31-2007, 04:23 PM #4
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Naaa
If you got directions from a real redneck you would get
You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.
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07-31-2007, 04:52 PM #5
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You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!
Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."
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07-31-2007, 04:58 PM #6
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Originally Posted by benncool
You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!
Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."
CANADIAN WAY:
Where's the BEER?It's Time To Be Nice To People
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07-31-2007, 05:15 PM #7
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Originally Posted by southern girl
Naaa
If you got directions from a real redneck you would get
You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.
Not official directions till they include "if you go over the train tracks you have gone to far"
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07-31-2007, 07:23 PM #8
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Jeff saves paperwork and maps including smoking pigs so he can terrorize an area later. Originally Posted by benncool
You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!
Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
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07-31-2007, 07:46 PM #9
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You get better directions if you are driving an old pick up truck.
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07-31-2007, 10:18 PM #10
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That's good news! I'm driving this one down there. Originally Posted by glennac8
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07-31-2007, 10:34 PM #11
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Gun rack
You better put a gun rack in there or they will know your not from around here. Little red mud on it would help too. Originally Posted by muskie770
That's good news! I'm driving this one down there.
Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back
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08-01-2007, 10:49 AM #12
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I though I would get a Rebel Flag plate for the front, would that work?
I got some stuff to black out a front tooth for Miss Lynda, and gonna dress her in flannel with pig tails in her hair and a pair of cut off denim short pants. Got me some Bocephus to blast on the radio too.
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!
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08-01-2007, 10:57 AM #13
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Originally Posted by muskie770
Just as long as they don't burn a cross outside your room we will be all set. I assume we are all invited to Muskie's room. Hey it's a tradition now.
PS: Tell Ms. Linda that I can't wait to see the demum shorts.
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