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    Driving to the Convention??????

    Theres alot of rednecks in North Carolina. Watch who you get directions from if you get lost.......

    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    I gotta get through Kentucky and Tennessee befor I arive. Talk about shallow gene pools
    i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.

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    Lol

    Thats good Jack. You fly everywhere so you should be safe.
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

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    Naaa

    If you got directions from a real redneck you would get

    You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.



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    You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

    Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by benncool View Post
    You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

    Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."

    CANADIAN WAY:

    Where's the BEER?
    It's Time To Be Nice To People

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    Quote Originally Posted by southern girl View Post
    Naaa

    If you got directions from a real redneck you would get

    You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.



    Not official directions till they include "if you go over the train tracks you have gone to far"

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    Quote Originally Posted by benncool View Post
    You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

    Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."
    Jeff saves paperwork and maps including smoking pigs so he can terrorize an area later.
    i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.

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    You get better directions if you are driving an old pick up truck.
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."
    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by glennac8 View Post
    You get better directions if you are driving an old pick up truck.
    That's good news! I'm driving this one down there.

    Not here for a long time, just a good time

    XXXXXX

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    Gun rack

    Quote Originally Posted by muskie770 View Post
    That's good news! I'm driving this one down there.

    You better put a gun rack in there or they will know your not from around here. Little red mud on it would help too.
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

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    I though I would get a Rebel Flag plate for the front, would that work?

    I got some stuff to black out a front tooth for Miss Lynda, and gonna dress her in flannel with pig tails in her hair and a pair of cut off denim short pants. Got me some Bocephus to blast on the radio too.

    YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!
    Not here for a long time, just a good time

    XXXXXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by muskie770 View Post
    I though I would get a Rebel Flag plate for the front, would that work?

    I got some stuff to black out a front tooth for Miss Lynda, and gonna dress her in flannel with pig tails in her hair and a pair of cut off denim short pants. Got me some Bocephus to blast on the radio too.

    YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

    Just as long as they don't burn a cross outside your room we will be all set. I assume we are all invited to Muskie's room. Hey it's a tradition now.

    PS: Tell Ms. Linda that I can't wait to see the demum shorts.

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