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    How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

    How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. One to propose that it should be changed

    2. One to form a study group to determine why it needs to be changed;

    3. One to determine if the Bush administration can be blamed, even though the light bulb is in Kalifornia;

    4. Fifty-one to raise our taxes so we can buy a new $500 light bulb;

    5. One to take a bribe, and hide the money in his freezer, so his company gets the contract;

    6. One to appear on NBC and CBS to explain why we needed to raise taxes;

    7. One to link the light bulb to the rise in crime;

    8. One to to link the light bulb to the problems in the Middle East;

    9. One to explain that the light bulb was needed so Clinton would know who he was screwing;

    10. One to explain that it can't be changed because we can't define "is";

    11. And finally Clinton to explain that "I never had sexual relations with that light bulb".

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    Pretty funny now we'll get one about Republicans!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keepitsimplestupid View Post
    How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. One to propose that it should be changed

    2. One to form a study group to determine why it needs to be changed;

    3. One to determine if the Bush administration can be blamed, even though the light bulb is in Kalifornia;

    4. Fifty-one to raise our taxes so we can buy a new $500 light bulb;

    5. One to take a bribe, and hide the money in his freezer, so his company gets the contract;

    6. One to appear on NBC and CBS to explain why we needed to raise taxes;

    7. One to link the light bulb to the rise in crime;

    8. One to to link the light bulb to the problems in the Middle East;

    9. One to explain that the light bulb was needed so Clinton would know who he was screwing;

    10. One to explain that it can't be changed because we can't define "is";

    11. And finally Clinton to explain that "I never had sexual relations with that light bulb".
    and because of the speical arrangement with the uk we will send you a couple of ex eron directors so you can blame them as well !!!!!!!!! after all it does need power like all politicians
    There is faith, there is hope and then there is another compressor change

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