How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

[keepitsimplestupid]

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to propose that it should be changed

2. One to form a study group to determine why it needs to be changed;

3. One to determine if the Bush administration can be blamed, even though the light bulb is in Kalifornia;

4. Fifty-one to raise our taxes so we can buy a new $500 light bulb;

5. One to take a bribe, and hide the money in his freezer, so his company gets the contract;

6. One to appear on NBC and CBS to explain why we needed to raise taxes;

7. One to link the light bulb to the rise in crime;

8. One to to link the light bulb to the problems in the Middle East;

9. One to explain that the light bulb was needed so Clinton would know who he was screwing;

10. One to explain that it can't be changed because we can't define "is";

11. And finally Clinton to explain that "I never had sexual relations with that light bulb".

[hvacbear]

Pretty funny now we'll get one about Republicans!

[maddfridge]

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to propose that it should be changed

2. One to form a study group to determine why it needs to be changed;

3. One to determine if the Bush administration can be blamed, even though the light bulb is in Kalifornia;

4. Fifty-one to raise our taxes so we can buy a new $500 light bulb;

5. One to take a bribe, and hide the money in his freezer, so his company gets the contract;

6. One to appear on NBC and CBS to explain why we needed to raise taxes;

7. One to link the light bulb to the rise in crime;

8. One to to link the light bulb to the problems in the Middle East;

9. One to explain that the light bulb was needed so Clinton would know who he was screwing;

10. One to explain that it can't be changed because we can't define "is";

11. And finally Clinton to explain that "I never had sexual relations with that light bulb".

and because of the speical arrangement with the uk we will send you a couple of ex eron directors so you can blame them as well !!!!!!!!! after all it does need power like all politicians