A Blonde joke I like..................
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I
got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the windows he installed a year ago have not
been paid as of yet.
Hellloooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-
talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that
in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
just hung up.... He hasn't called back, he's probably too
embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they gave me.
Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore!