Rules for the phone:
How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .
Press "1" for English; Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English .
And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Freedom is not free, and it is not a right... it is a privlidge and should be respected and honored.