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    Blue Pigeon

    The mayor of Lexington, Kentucky was very worried about
    a plague of pigeons in Lexington.

    The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All
    of Lexington was full of pigeon poop. The people of Lexington
    couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was
    costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

    One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a
    proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of
    pigeons without cost to the city. But, you must promise not to
    ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars
    and ask one question."

    The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the
    free proposition.

    The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened
    his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled
    in the air and flew up into the bright blue Kentucky sky. All
    the pigeons in Lexington saw the blue pigeon. They gathered up
    behind the blue pigeon. The Lexington pigeons followed the blue
    pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

    The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone
    to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought
    the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous
    feat to rid Lexington of the plague of pigeons.

    Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,
    the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and
    told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and
    even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the
    city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get
    to ask ONE question.

    The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his
    question.

    The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
    Karst means cave. So, I search for caves.

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    what is that sound?

    Man that is the sound of peple that are afraid to voice their opinion on an issue that plauges much of the U.S. Illegal imigration. Noone has yet been willing to touch this because of polical correctness no doubt. Sheep!

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