Swearing at work
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received
from some employees, who may be easily offended, this type of language will
no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of
being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that
proper exchange of ideas! and information can continue in an effective
1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
She's a ball-busting b**ch.
3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING:
You've got to be sh--ing me!
6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
Tell someone who gives a s--t.
7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING:
What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
This s--t won't work.
10) TRY SAYING:
I'll! try to schedule that.
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
He 's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
Eat s--t and die.
13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
Who the hell died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
He's a prick.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.