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  1. #1
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    Man's Point of View
    We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. Ok - we are now
    going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules!
    Please note ...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE.
    1. Learn to work the toilet seat..You're a big girl. If it's up, put itdown.
    1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
    1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it thatway.
    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really.
    1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
    work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work.
    1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
    calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
    we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
    1. Check your oil! Please.
    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
    act like soap opera guys.
    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
    ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
    1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,
    not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
    1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
    months we were going out. Get over it.
    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. Wehave
    no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
    ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
    nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
    1. I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape.

  2. #2
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    The saying "Look before you leap" applies to toilet seats.

  3. #3
    Join Date
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    Originally posted by Robin Boyd

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. Wehave
    no idea what mauve is.
    Perrywincle is an aquatic insect larva, great for fishing, Teal is a duck.
    TB
    Everyone knows something I don't.

    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.

  4. #4
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    Love it!!

    Roger

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