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  1. #1
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    Liberals are funny people

    Odd....but true. The Liberal Code:

    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV'S.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington or Abraham Lincoln.

    14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

    15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    16. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    17. You have to believe that this message is probably a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.


    *GOD BLESS AMERICA!*

    *Oops, can't do that either*

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    Outstanding! Liberals are funny but they don't have a sense of humor. You listed a whole bunch of their inconsistencies’. They want to rule the world and tell everyone how to live their lives, tax us and spend our money for us. Karl Marks is their mentor.
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."
    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution."
    Barry Goldwater

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    karl marx

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    that was funny.
    you forgot "they think enforcement is bad, but more laws are good."
    It's great to be alive and pumping oxygen!

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    lets not forget the hollywood liberals

    who like to stand up at award shows and talk about how we should all do our part to save the environment by not using more gasoline or electricity and they themselves live in mansions and get driven around in limousines and travel in private jets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    that was funny.
    you forgot "they think enforcement is bad, but more laws are good."
    HEAD-ON.

    Libs complain about govornment while constantly promoting the regulation of everything, BY GOVORNMENT.

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    A liberal is a person that thinks people in general are too stupid to take care of themselves, so the government should be doing it for them... and BTW: I (the liberal speaking), because of my superior knowledge, should be running that government...


    So in reality; liberals are power hungry misfits that have inflated egos and do not realize their own arrogance. Oh, and they lack the most basic of common sense: The ability to learn from their own mistakes...
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    Butch did you think those lies up yourself or did the usual pug liars do it for you.

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    Well, well, well... It is TinkerBell come out of the woodwork to argue again. Get ready to have your A$$ handed to you freshly smoked from the grilling you are asking for...

    To answer your question, I LEARNED those lines (that I typed) from observation when I lived in the hotbed of liberals (that is, a suburb of Wash DC). Yes Tinker, I have been there, I have observed, I have debated, and I have formed my own conclusions from first hand evidence; NOT from biased and lieing media, nor from smoke screen websites that while they talk a good line are really in it for a profit (and will print anything to make a buck).

    So tell us Tinker: What statement in this thread can you refute with provable historical information? Mind you, not a link to a deffinition from a dictionary, or a link to a far left underground website. Rather, references to multiple historians of esteem and honor, and to provable patterns of behavior that have both repeated themselves and that repetition is documented.

    Do your best TinkerBell, we want to see your rock solid proof...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinknocker44 View Post
    Butch did you think those lies up yourself or did the usual pug liars do it for you.
    Most "PUGS" are not conservative enough for conservatives.

    LIB/CON argument is not he same as PUG/DIM.

    Ideology in the former, and political alliance in the latter.

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    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    I'm for both. Case closed. Game Set Match.

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    racial quotas most companys hide behind the word diversity now and women fill alot of quota space too. hunters? you mean deer snipers?

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    i dont understand #10

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