One of THOSE calls..........

[spotts]

I'm out it the garage farting around, just had a shot of whiskey and opened a beer. Cell phone rings...........caller ID has a # I sure have never heard of, didnt look local but cell phone #'s these days, who knows.

Guy tells me he got my cell phone of the shop machine. He has a heat emmergency. [and I already know this dude is druuunk]
He has the thermostat set at 74 and the house is 74 but he's still cold. Can I come out? I said "No, maybe your catching a cold"

Dude actually laughs, and says, no I dont have a cold, I am cold. How can I feel warm without using more gas? I said sit by a space heater.

He laughs again and says That wont work, it uses too much energy.

I said I hope your magic then cause theres nothing I can do!

Now he really laughs and say "Hey Jack, this is OTTO! I'm bored...........


We had a nice chat. I'm glad ya called Otto, hope your wifey aint too pizzed at ya! I'd say "Yes, try that ignitor"

Tell me if you have a headache tomorrow, I plan to..... Back to the garage.

[absrbrtek]

LOL, Otto told me he pranked you pretty good.

[slimwoodie]

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[spotts]

LOL, Otto told me he pranked you pretty good.

He really did. I just thought.............. how am I gonna convince this guy I aint comin out without bein an azz? Friends always try that crap but I can pick um off in an instant. Otto really had me talkin.........

[jpb2]

Thats funny. Be on your toes your cel does end with 7414

[otto]

I was hurting this morning. Feeling much better now. Gotta love the free nights and weekends with the cell phone. Now I gotta try and get in a nap. I never can sleep late even after a rough night I still wake up at 5:30 or 6:00.

[RoBoTeq]

You should be hurting Otto.

Before Otto called Spotts, he called me. An hour later he calls again and says he must have missed a call from this number.

[jpb2]

I now have a good idea who my crown will go to. Otto I dont know you yet but I love you man !!!!!!!!!

[key]

I now have a good idea who my crown will go to. Otto I dont know you yet but I love you man !!!!!!!!!

You will defend your Crown without knowing it....Hot summer heat in NC can only be tamed with a Cool Beer(s)!

[Diceman]

I have had a few of those calls from various assorted characters in here.
Ya gotta be on guard 24/7.

[Green Mountain]

I have had a few of those calls from various assorted characters in here.
Ya gotta be on guard 24/7.

Did you ever get your membership approved for the "National Gay Mens Society?"

[Diceman]

Did you ever get your membership approved for the "National Gay Mens Society?"

Nope and I'm still pissed about it too.

[frozensolid]

Nope and I'm still pissed about it too.

Liar liar pants on fire.