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Thread: One of THOSE calls..........
04-14-2007, 11:33 PM #1
One of THOSE calls..........
I'm out it the garage farting around, just had a shot of whiskey and opened a beer. Cell phone rings...........caller ID has a # I sure have never heard of, didnt look local but cell phone #'s these days, who knows.
Guy tells me he got my cell phone of the shop machine. He has a heat emmergency. [and I already know this dude is druuunk]
He has the thermostat set at 74 and the house is 74 but he's still cold. Can I come out? I said "No, maybe your catching a cold"
Dude actually laughs, and says, no I dont have a cold, I am cold. How can I feel warm without using more gas? I said sit by a space heater.
He laughs again and says That wont work, it uses too much energy.
I said I hope your magic then cause theres nothing I can do!
Now he really laughs and say "Hey Jack, this is OTTO! I'm bored...........
We had a nice chat. I'm glad ya called Otto, hope your wifey aint too pizzed at ya! I'd say "Yes, try that ignitor"
Tell me if you have a headache tomorrow, I plan to..... Back to the garage.My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
04-14-2007, 11:55 PM #2Professional Member
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LOL, Otto told me he pranked you pretty good.
04-14-2007, 11:57 PM #3Banned
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- Southern Tier, NY
04-15-2007, 01:40 AM #4My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
04-15-2007, 02:05 AM #5
Thats funny. Be on your toes your cel does end with 7414i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
04-15-2007, 10:19 AM #6
I was hurting this morning. Feeling much better now. Gotta love the free nights and weekends with the cell phone. Now I gotta try and get in a nap. I never can sleep late even after a rough night I still wake up at 5:30 or 6:00.R2B4BTU
04-15-2007, 12:33 PM #7
You should be hurting Otto.
Before Otto called Spotts, he called me. An hour later he calls again and says he must have missed a call from this number.Government is a disease......masquerading as its own cureEcclesiastes 10:2 NIV
04-15-2007, 05:01 PM #8
I now have a good idea who my crown will go to. Otto I dont know you yet but I love you man !!!!!!!!!i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
04-15-2007, 05:17 PM #9
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04-16-2007, 04:59 PM #11ESSAYONS
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