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  1. #1
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    Sadly accurate Obama joke;

    Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
    Jim: "You mean the
    Mexican gun running?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean
    SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the
    State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the
    voter fraud?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the
    military not getting their votes counted?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the
    president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the
    Boston Bombing?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the
    president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the
    president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The
    IRS targeting conservatives?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The
    DOJ spying on the press?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Sebelius
    shaking down health insurance executives?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The
    NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The president's
    ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the seqester?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The president's
    threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The president's
    repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The president's
    unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The
    State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "HHS employees
    being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "
    Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
    Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
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    Yep, that would be the ones.....
    With more to come.
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    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    The question still remains, if this man has done so many misdeeds why hasn't the Republican held House been able to make anything stick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by netsalt View Post
    The question still remains, if this man has done so many misdeeds why hasn't the Republican held House been able to make anything stick?
    That is a good question. I can't decide if he's that slippery, has pictures of somebody with a farm animal, or the RINOs are just hoping he will continue down this road to hopefully help them during elections. Hard to say.
    Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by netsalt View Post
    The question still remains, if this man has done so many misdeeds why hasn't the Republican held House been able to make anything stick?
    Because they are politicians. Because when you police yourselves, you can do no wrong. Because it's all part of a larger more elaborate scheme with politicians being merely pawns. Because there's BIG money involved in how Washington operates. and so on
    Officially, Down for the count

    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

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    Because the media won't roast him like they do the republicans.... !
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    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    All good responses that express just how bad we have allowed government to get. I'm going with the Joker's viewpoint of Gotham for DC;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaki2ZvhSE
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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