I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.
We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.
Yeah for realz, just sleeve that dude with a little metal so the water heater doesn't melt it and seal that guy up with some high temp silicone, for good measure throw a little drain port on the flue stack, done!
That's a joke by the way, nobody have a spasm : )! It's completely wrong.