A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted
an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said,
"Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she answered. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It
represents the things that I enjoy the most, cars and men; therefore, I
chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?"
He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."