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    Political trade

    Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was Carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
    The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

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    Thanks, that was good!

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    A hog for Hillary Clinton would be a fair trade, however if you traded a pile of cow poop for President Bush you'd be getting the short end of the deal....
    If everything was always done "by the book"....the book would never change.

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    Great stuff!

    Quote Originally Posted by doc ice View Post
    Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was Carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
    The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
    LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by smokin68 View Post
    A hog for Hillary Clinton would be a fair trade, however if you traded a pile of cow poop for President Bush you'd be getting the short end of the deal....


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