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  1. #1
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    Hell before BamaCracker got there...

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    BamaCracker (who is a real 'engineer', for those of you who don't know) dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah BamaCracker, so you're an engineer -- but you're in the wrong place." So BamaCracker reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, he gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators and water fountains, and BamaCracker is a pretty popular guy.

    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators and water fountains, and there's no telling what our engineeer BamaCracker is going to come up with next."

    God replies, "What??? You've got BamaCracker? That's a mistake -- an engineer should never have gotten down there; send him immediately back up here."

    Satan says, "No way." I like having BamaCracker on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

    God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

    Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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    Office life humour ...

    [Edited by mylanta on 04-29-2002 at 10:06 AM]

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    Absorption cycle should work good in Hell, got all that free heat source.
    Hindsight is NOT a plan!

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    Why would the penquin turn the air conditioner "up"?
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoBoTeq View Post
    Why would the penquin turn the air conditioner "up"?

    you mean down? right, unless it was a heatpump

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    A reply 5 years later...

    I think you just might have set a record

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    Twilli liked that joke
    No Heat No Cool You need Action Fast

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    Even though it is a 5 year old joke, it is pretty funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senior Tech View Post
    I think you just might have set a record
    I've been bored before, but not enough to go looking Thu the old jokes section. By the way did you run across any from girltech? She always seem to have some good ones.
    So you didn't ask, what you though was a stupid question. Now how, are you going to tell the boss about your stupid screw up?

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