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02-19-2007, 08:39 PM #1
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How to LOOK smart!
I have a school board meeting tonite, so in order to appear smarter than I actually am...... I'm wearing a beautiful black Pennwood Heating and Cooling shirt. I walked out of the bedroom and my wife said "Gosh you look smart Jack, and you seem to be taller, and you look like you have a zuchinni stuffed down the front of your........" Well you get the jist. I'm just glad she didn't call me Ed.
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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02-19-2007, 08:44 PM #2
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OK, and you want me to say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
Victor
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02-19-2007, 10:07 PM #3
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Spotts
Don't go in there breathing beer all over those people. And zip up your pants.
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02-19-2007, 10:25 PM #4
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And for heaven sake , unpack that thing
Originally Posted by oroy54
Don't go in there breathing beer all over those people. And zip up your pants.
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02-19-2007, 10:44 PM #5
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Yeah
What cracker said. Leave it at home. Those teachers are much prettier now than they were when we were in school. And they are packing too! It must be all the hormones in the fried chicken they eat.
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02-20-2007, 03:21 PM #6
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Originally Posted by spotts
So now we know where Ed packs his zuchinni...
Not very smart telling us that...but watching you and Ed at the convention...not a surprise...
."Nothing else can poison our culture, corrupt our society or ruin the character of our people like unearned money or unearned opportunity." -- James R. Cook
"Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison, 1889.
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02-20-2007, 03:33 PM #7
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Just tell them you stayed at the Holiday Express last night......
i CAN spell i just cant type
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02-20-2007, 03:34 PM #8
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Oh don't get me wrong Chuck....... I didn't have a zucchini down the front of my pants......., it just looked like it. For some reason the shirt just made me look like I was hung like a horse. Maybe just the Wood in Penwood. I don't know. All them school teachers askin me for a ride home...
One of um even said "I don't want a ride, I want you to DRIVE me home"
I'ts my favorite shirt by far now.My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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02-20-2007, 04:05 PM #9
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Originally Posted by spotts
Oh don't get me wrong Chuck....... I didn't have a zucchini down the front of my pants......., it just looked like it. For some reason the shirt just made me look like I was hung like a horse. Maybe just the Wood in Penwood. I don't know. All them school teachers askin me for a ride home... One of um even said "I don't want a ride, I want you to DRIVE me home"
I'ts my favorite shirt by far now.
Wow...you should see if there is a Ramit Inn near the school...
."Nothing else can poison our culture, corrupt our society or ruin the character of our people like unearned money or unearned opportunity." -- James R. Cook
"Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison, 1889.
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02-20-2007, 04:16 PM #10
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for some reason this reminds me of that snickers commercial!
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02-20-2007, 04:25 PM #11
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Ask them young teachers if they want to see an "old Patriot's" ram rod.
They are into to history you know. I could give a presentation.
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02-20-2007, 04:40 PM #12
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Originally Posted by vmc1161
Wow...you should see if there is a Ramit Inn near the school...
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No, but I thought of taking one to the liquor store in the town of Eaton, Co. Just a few miles away.
get it? Aaah, pretty lame. Jerry, she want to know if you'll be wearin yer hat?My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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