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02-14-2007, 09:04 PM #1
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portajohn quotes
Whats your favorite potajohn saying, quote,poem ect. ??
Mine would be MEXICAN SPACE SHUTTLE
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02-14-2007, 09:10 PM #2
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Ahh, the old Mexican Space Shuttle. What a classic. When I first read that one on a porta crapper about 10 years ago I think I laughed for about a week. One that I will admit stands true especially on those commercial jobs that just seemed to drag on forever, and it never did seem like quit'n time was going to come. "Here I sit, tired and dirty, try'n to s*** till 3:30."
Eat a slice of Humble Pie.
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02-14-2007, 09:19 PM #3
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Here I sit @*# cheeks a flexing I just gave birth to a baby Mexican.
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained. (William Blake)
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02-14-2007, 09:21 PM #4
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I'm not s#itn I'm not fartin it's the boss man I'm out smartin
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02-14-2007, 09:22 PM #5
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Mexican camper don't pee in the sink
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02-14-2007, 09:31 PM #6
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Around here they put them white pellet looking things in the urinal part. Looked mighty cool with the words "free mints" and an arrow above it I thought.
"If you call that hard work, a koalas life would look heroic."
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02-14-2007, 09:56 PM #7
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"Mexican Hard hat" with an arrow pointing at the urinal.
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02-14-2007, 10:03 PM #8
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we call them the "tupperware sh%thouse" or the Jolly greens, The best i've ever seen was" Bin Laden Family photo album"label wrote on the toilet paper dispenser. Instructions were to wipe Butt to develope and view photos.
Save me Jebus
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02-14-2007, 10:41 PM #9
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I saw this one written in a Porta-john....."Don't look here...the jokes in your hand"
In honor of Murray Woodgate (aka Carnak) 1961 - 2010
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02-14-2007, 11:10 PM #10
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One I saw said Bin Laden was here.
GO GREEN HEAT
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02-14-2007, 11:16 PM #11
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Here I sit all broken hearted...try to sh!t but only farted.
Get back to work.
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02-14-2007, 11:18 PM #12
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"Mexican drinking straw" written on the vent.
"Mexican escape hatch" written on the vent.
"Sh!thouse tennis, see other side." Turn and look. "Sh!thouse tennis, see other side."Get back to work.
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02-14-2007, 11:21 PM #13
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OSHA law states that any turd over 10" long must be hand lowered.
Get back to work.
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