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  1. #1
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    Arkansas Razorbacks

    Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
    Helicopter in front of the White House, he was
    Carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

    The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
    Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

    The President replies "These are not pigs these


    Are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for
    Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of
    The House Nancy Pelosi."


    The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
    Salutes, and says,

    "Excellent trade, sir."
    Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. (President Theodore Roosevelt)

  2. #2
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    Excellent! I like your style!

  3. #3
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    LMGDAO

    Perfect trade!!

  4. #4
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    Funny! But that was going around via email about two weeks ago.

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