The texas midget
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The
midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
him to drop his pants and he would have a look so the midget dropped his
pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told
the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a
hernia."Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once
The doctor then reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on
the right side... Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was
so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping
did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining
room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted
as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect
Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
now that was friggin funny.
midget is a very offensive word though.
around here we call them ponies.