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  1. #1
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    Apr 2005
    N. E. Missouri
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    The texas midget

    The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The
    midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
    him to drop his pants and he would have a look so the midget dropped his
    pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
    examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told
    the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a
    hernia."Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
    testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once

    The doctor then reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on
    the right side... Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was
    so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping
    did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining
    room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted
    as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

    The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect
    Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

    The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

  2. #2
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    Mar 2005
    burlington county n.j.
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    now that was friggin funny.

    midget is a very offensive word though.

    around here we call them ponies.

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