Terrorist Activity Has Caused The Democrats To Take Measures
In Order To Protect Their Fair-haired Candidate For The
Presidency.for Security Reasons, They Have Suggested That
Hillary Have A Muslim Name.
So, From Now On, Please Refer To Her By Her New
Seldom Bin Layed
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. (President Theodore Roosevelt)