Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: book report

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    N. E. Missouri
    Posts
    9,750

    book report

    BOOK REPORT

    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
    Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,
    with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
    professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic... $29.99
    Clinton...$29.99
    Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton... Over 3 hours to read
    Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton... Bill is a bull**** artist.
    Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton... Ditto for Bill.
    Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton... Ditto for Monica.
    Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton... Let's not go there.
    Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
    Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
    Titanic... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    813
    Quote Originally Posted by mrs reb77 View Post
    BOOK REPORT

    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
    Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,
    with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
    professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic... $29.99
    Clinton...$29.99
    Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton... Over 3 hours to read
    Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton... Bill is a bull**** artist.
    Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton... Ditto for Bill.
    Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton... Ditto for Monica.
    Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton... Let's not go there.
    Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
    Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
    Titanic... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same.
    Excellent, you should send this over to the liberals on the AMERICA, RELIGION, POLITICS, forum, they'll have a field day with it, all those Hillary lovers!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    N. E. Missouri
    Posts
    9,750
    be my guest. I go watch in there occasionally but I get too scared to post!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    813
    Quote Originally Posted by mrs reb77 View Post
    be my guest. I go watch in there occasionally but I get too scared to post!
    I'm no expert, but it's fun to rattle the cage sometimes and see what falls out!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    OK
    Posts
    2,144
    I'm not afriad, I'll point them this way. Too funny!
    Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

    Views expressed here are my own and not neccessarily those of any company I am affiliated with.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Comfortech Show Promo Image

Related Forums

Plumbing Talks | Contractor Magazine
Forums | Electrical Construction & Maintenance (EC&M) Magazine
Comfortech365 Virtual Event