Man walks into a pet store & says he wants to buy the most expensive parrot they have. Owner sells him one for $500. Same man comes in the next day & wants to buy another one. Owner says "Great - how did you like the one I sold you yesterday?" Man says "It was delicious - had it for dinner last night". Owner says "Are you crazy? That was a very rare talking parrot!!!" Man says "Then why didn't he say something on his way to the oven?"