please believe the oil companies are doing everything they can to lower gas prices , but right now they are strapped for cash because times is hard.
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Exxon would like to thank you for making them the most profitable company in the nation's history!
thank you America.
thank you for allowing the oil companies to put their own stooges in government to do what's best for the oil companies , and allowing the oil Prince Do-Do to become president.
thank you for voting for the left hand, the Democrats, to tell you their mumbo-jumbo about envirionmentalism that allows the government to give an excuse to NOT build anymore oil refineries so they can control the price of gasoline and keep out compitition.
Exxon would also like to thank the news media for their funny little joke about reporting the price of a barrel of oil on a daily basis , like that has something to do with the price of gasoline, showing once again how stupid the public is.
Exxon would also like to thank their political propagandists for their endless work of bringing up the name Hitler everytime someone gets an idea to cap or control the oil companies through nationalisation.
Exxon is looking forward to breaking our record again next year , and if our politicians have any extra time will try to look into other issues , you know , like homelessness and stuff.
thank you America , for making Exxon number one!
Exxon earns $75,000 per minute.