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    test results

    > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
    >
    > mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
    >
    > difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
    >
    > appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
    >
    > "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
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    > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
    >
    > here to wash your upper body and feet."
    >
    > He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
    >
    > Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
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    > she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
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    > She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
    > other.
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    > Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
    > Sir!"
    >
    > The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
    > closely......Are
    >
    > - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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